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Riding the Storm Out, Moneyless

nyse says "try again later"

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Two points need to be made here. The first applies to the industry and the second applies to everyone with investments in “the market” (all tax-deffered, exempt and non-exempt accounts [ in other words – ALL ASSETS in ALL acounts], some examples include IRA, 401k, 403b, Roth, trust, 529 education, etc.).

1. FINRA Rule 4370 requires broker-dealers to have the “establishment and maintenance of a Business Continuity Plan” (BCP). This rule was a bi-product of 9/11. Where is the BPC for the NYSE et al? Where is the auxiliary plan for the basic monetary infrastructure of this nation?

2. Investors: today and tomorrow are a taste of reality. Your electronic assets are INTANGIBLE and essentially worthless when the power goes out. Want to redeem $ from your account today? Sorry, try again later. How about tomorrow? Sorry, SIMFA cancelled that too. Do you see how quickly and absolutely your life-savings can be wiped out?

Remember, risk tolerance can only be determined when risk consequences are experienced. This is a clarion call to awake from your thoughtless stupor and restructure a legitimate “all weather portfolio.”

Meanwhile, I’ll be praying for those on the Eastern Seaboard who are Riding the Storm Out (REO Speedwagon).

Shoot The $AAPL From Leo’s Head

Now is the time to be decisive about $aapl. Think of William Tell shooting the aapl from Leonardo Fibonacci’s head. Look at the fibs to verify that the levels are aligned.

Lastly, for the love of all that is delicious in pies, can we please get new fruit in the market? Cherry, strawberry, banana, grape, orange, etc.? I’m so sick of hearing about aapl that I won’t buy them in the produce section, the dessert section, or tech sector.

Friday is Bear Day


(click the image to enlarge)

1. The bull wedge failed, but

2. The fibs confirmed (within .11 [1.48 vs. 1.37]), and

3. The hanging man over the window can only mean:

4. Friday is Bear Day.

Please read the disclaimer at the bottom of the page before placing any trades on SPY or anything else.

Everybody Wants to Rule the World $USD $CNY $CEW BRIC

The leaders of these countries: Russia, China, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan, Kyrghyzstan and Uzbekistan will be meeting for two days (June 15-16) in Yakaterinburg, Russia (see map) to create strategies of interdependence that expressly avoid usage of the U.S. Dollar. The reason? Their respective concentrated financial exposure to a recently ridiculously weak U.S. currency exceeds existing risk tolerance.

There is special word to describe a powerful entity that oppresses and controls less powerful entities: hegemony.  Loads of places seem to be fed up with answering to and being financially beholden to America. Leadership from Iran, India, Pakistan and Mongolia will attend and monitor the talks.

It boils down to this: America has fallen into the classic imperialistic trap. When the financial strength of Roman Empire failed, its foreign outposts and colonies rebelled. At present, there does not appear to be sufficient mental, social or physical space for America in Asia.

Suppose all of those countries decide to abandon the U.S. Dollar in favor of the Renminbi $CNY – the most likely candidate going into the meeting. Within 10 years the U.S. will lose approximately half of its financing because EurAsian investment interest in U.S. Treasury Bonds will be nil. Suppose all of those countries conspire to default on payments and dump existing U.S. dollars and bonds entirely. Will the U.S. launch a land war in Asia? A war of debt enforcement and compulsory capital cooperation is too politically (and morally) unpopular for a free nation to rationally consider.

Check and mate. The power of the dollar and all things associated with it will fall. How quickly that occurs will depend on the course of action established by the participants of a meeting in Yekaterinburg. If an accord is reached and successfully carried out, the new conglomerate will have assets commensurate to a new world power: oil from Iran, gold from Mongolia, manufacturing and man-power from China, technology and agriculture of India, and military prowess of Russia.

Disclosure: The author does not hold a financial position in CEW, but that ETF offers exposure to three out of four BRIC currencies (Brazil, Russia, India, China).

Want my perspective? The Greeks, the Romans, the British, the U.S. and now EurAsia. Everybody wants to rule the world. Queue the video:

God and the Devil in Trading Systems

by Ren Richardson

Curtis Faith, one of the original members of Richard Dennis’ famous Turtle traders, noted a quote from the prominent architect Mies van der Rohe when talking about the profitability of trading systems: “God is in the details.”

When it comes to designing sound trading systems, God is in the details but his presence there does not preclude the devil from residing there as well. Many trading systems are created with a great deal of imagination, elegance, and theoretical grace but the only way to tell whether the details are divine or diabolical is through extensive and rigorous testing. In meticulous forward testing the grace of one’s trading system gets put to the test. The most creative plans become mere grist for the mill of the market. Whether theory translates into dependable performance is almost always a matter of details and the only way to cull God or the devil out of their hiding place is through experimentation.

Theoretical Trading vs. Empirical Trading

We have seen many situations in which the difference between stellar performance and steady bleeding literally came down to one line of code; where a fine system that performed beautifully in backtesting got annihilated in real trading while an ad hoc, cobbled-together system showed steady and consistent results; where systems that work superbly in one market get dismantled when applied to a similar but distinct market or when applied to a different time frame.

That is part of the reason why we are suspicious of trading systems that are sold under the premise that they apply to all stocks, all markets, or all pairs. To be blunt, that kind of sales pitch can be nothing short of an admission that no real testing has been done on that system. It may be the most stylish and well-dressed system out there but even the best systems have their Achilles’ heels. For every great performing system, there is a market or a time frame that tends to pick it apart. Even if I have the Michael Jordan of trading systems, why force it to play in Madison Square Garden if I don’t have to? Each dollar used there is a dollar I could use in another arena that produces better results. So what does it tell us when a system is marketed for any instrument on any time frame? It should tell us that it is simply an academic system and is useful only for thinking about trading, not actual trading. It should tell us that it hasn’t been tested for trading, it has simply been designed for selling.

Theoretical Trading: Exhibits conceptual returns and many idealized “what-if” scenarios (“you could realistically do 3% per month with a simple covered call strategy; imagine what 3% compounded over 10 years would do to your portfolio”).

Empirical Trading: Exhibits actual results from real market data. In order of increasing importance, results come from backtesting (strategy applied to historical data), forward testing (demo results in live market environment), and actual results (performance of strategy in live accounts).

Theoretical Trading: Assumes that uncertainty and ambiguity can be removed from the market by trading by its rules. Treats uncertainty as an enemy and feeds into the craven natural tendency to eschew all things unknown. Results are too clean, too mathematical.

Empirical Trading: The unexpected regularly occurs, sometimes in your favor, sometimes against you. Results reveal the consequences of both. Good systems weigh the pros and cons of different methods of trading the randomness of the market. In the end, nothing is certain and nothing lasts forever. Great strategies will eventually wear out. But there will always be a place for innovation and new ideas. Embrace the sfumato. With most humans, ambiguity leads to anxiety. The market, however, is entirely ambiguous. Good traders embrace the ambiguity rather than running from it. Anxiety is the enemy.

Encyclopedic Training vs. Pragmatic Training

Even good training companies tend not to produce good traders. They have great training, just not great results. Why? Because they throw the book at you; actually, the whole series of them. You pay handsomely for tons of information and all of that information makes you a very knowledgeable freshman. You could pass all kinds of tests but you are still not a trader. The only way you are likely going to make money with all of that information is if there happened to be an appropriate category on Jeopardy! (“I’ll take ‘Markets and Economics’ for $400 Alex…”).

Contrast the typical training programs out there with the successful programs that actually produce profitable traders. Both programs have drop outs. There is absolutely nothing wrong or shameful about not making it as a trader (and it may help you to see that there are far more useful and productive ways to employ your talents than by gaming the markets). What is shameful is having it in you to be a successful trader but going through the wrong training program. This is what we see happen to most promising traders. While any training program will have drop outs, the difference between the right kind of training and the wrong kind is simply in the end results of how they define success.

An encyclopedic training program will call you a graduate once you have passed certain levels in their program and you can show that you know how to do iron condors, that you understand descending wedge patterns, that you know what the ex-dividend date is, and can even talk a bit of trader lingo (“I saw the Cable go 6 wide so I knew something was coming and just hit the bid”). They consider you successful because you passed their program. You may know more than 99% of everyone else out there when it comes to the market. Congratulations.

A real training program doesn’t consider you successful until you start making money consistently. Almost every real training program trains you in specific strategies, sometimes just one strategy (like the Turtles). They teach you specific rules. They walk you through the details like trading platforms, execution issues, and so forth (there is a lot more of God and the devil in just those two issues than any guru-based training program would know to admit). They show you what markets are ideal for the strategies you will be trading. And, of course, they have a vested interest in your success. They put their best resources into your training and divulge years’ worth of strategy development and secrets so that you make money – because they will make money when you do.

The business of a trader is to make money, not to know all there is to know about the market. If you want to become an encyclopedia of market knowledge, become an analyst, a commentator, or an economist. There you get paid to know more. Trading won’t pay you for knowing sundry facts and figures. Trading pays you for trading well.

Good training should be utilitarian. It should align the interests of the teacher and student. Education that merely accumulates knowledge is trivial. Good education should be transformational.

Brian says: This article reminds me of The Devil Went Down To Georgia. Here’s the vid:

Reinstate the Homestead Act

Seems that two hundred years ago this nation had the same problems it has now and here is one of the ways they fixed the problems:

Legislation: The Homestead Act.

Signed by: Abraham Lincoln

Leader: George Henry Evans

Ideals: The Working Men’s Declaration of Independence.

Publication: The Radical (fancy huh?) :-)

Grass Roots Group: Working Man’s Advocate (WMA)

Title: The Free-Soil Movement

Motto: “Vote yourself a farm.”

History:  Evans immediately began a public inquiry into the cause of the misery of the working man. A report published in the WMA (July 1844) rendered his conclusions. He wrote,

“We are the inhabitants of a country which, for boundless extent of territory, fertility of soil, and exhaustless resources of mineral wealth, stands unequalled by any nation, either of ancient or modern times…. And, yet, we allow those elements to lie dormant, that labor which ought to be employed in calling forth the fruitfulness of Nature is to be found seeking employment in the barren lanes of a city, of course, seeking it in vain.”

The report denied the authority of Congress either to withhold land from citizens or to grant it to well-connected speculators. Such privileged speculators, he claimed, “lay our children under tribute to their children.” They practice “a cruel and cowardly fraud upon posterity.” His solution? To “establish the right of the people to the soil; to be used by them in their own day, and transmitted … to their posterity.”

Sample: (see above)

OR —> Expand the Federal Land Policy and Management Act of 1976 to include John Locke’s justification of ownership; namely, mixing labor with the land. This also RESTORES the inalienable right of life, liberty and the pursuit of land.

See:  The Radical, Evans (April 1841),

Land is not the product of labor; property is any thing produced by labor. Therefore, I say, land is not property. A monopoly of land deprives some of their just and natural means of acquiring property; with equal rights (including the right of land) guaranteed, an accumulation of property in the hands of individuals could not prevent others from acquiring property, as it now can; nor do I think there could be any excessive accumulation as there now is.

Seven Ways to Beat the Market – Guaranteed



Charge ample commissions.

Charge for margin usage.

Get kickbacks from the exchanges (aka order flow)

Get % interest on cash deposits.


Charge management fees (like 12-b-1 fees) while consistently underperforming or just lie to investors (Madoff et al).


Keep the spread (diff. between bid and ask).


Charge participation and transaction fees on everything concievable.


In general, think of the market as a carnival booth. Like throwing dull and crooked darts at small balloons, or tossing dimes into dishes or knocking milk bottles off a stool with a softball or having a go at the shooting gallery. If you haven’t figured it out yet, the game is rigged and ridiculously expensive. One more example: the claw attached to the crane game. You think you can get the fluffy pink bear in the middle, but you only get stuffed.


Charge regulatory and licensing fees to all of the above and do it with abandon.


Tax entities 1-5.


Lie about your returns. There’s a sucker born every minute and if you gather a substantial following, you might get bought by a Broker (see entity 1 above).

Stay tuned for next week’s article: The birth of a stock: a story of magnificent mark-ups. Is this series a little too honest?  Perfect. That’s the idea. Call me Peter Pumpkinhead.

Suze Orman Betrays Investors on Oprah

     Stephen Palmer’s video address at prompted the following article.   

     I saw Suze on Oprah as well. It made me cry. I guess there’s a first time for everything. I don’t admit that easily. After hours of mental and emotional anguish in feeling the pain of the Americans she sold her lies to, there was nothing left to do but weep. She lied poorly, repeatedly and shamefully. She proved herself morally bankrupt and confederate with Wall Street thieves by selling out the little guy. Her performance was unconvincing. The Reverend (in the audience) that she was addressing didn’t buy it either. He scowled. When the camera operator realized this, he panned the audience and, finding no sympathy there, he kept the focus on Suze, Oprah, and the Reverends wife (who was nodding in agreement albeit with a confused countenance).

  Suze said to focus on the positive (”You still have half of your retirement account and that is better than nothing.”). That perspective fits hand in glove with the mantra “You are lucky to have a job.”

     Those phrases are degrading propagandi directed at slaves. Any appropriately self-respecting person knows that the opposite is true. Specifically, the employer is lucky to have YOU as an employee. Likewise, the nation is lucky to have YOU as a law-abiding citizen. From the stage, Suze got down on her knees with her hands together and plead that consumer investors “not be angry. Just move on.”  But what everyone heard was, “Shut up and take it. You know there is nothing you can do about it and I’m pretending to care for you because the banks are paying me to do this.” In her words and actions, she showed her true colors as an abuser of the gentler and more trusting souls.

     I am still noodling solutions for the new freepersons who are rising up through the mist of darkness. I’m extremely close to apprehending a comprehensive new self-sustained community. The missing element is land. It must be gifted or otherwise gained before freedom can be renewed. Ideas on that front are welcome.

    Meanwhile, enjoy Reel Big Fish as they sing “Sell Out.”

Horse Sense, A Rare Predictive Power

Meet Jack. He’s a horse (Belgian stallion). He can sense danger before it senses him. He can find his way home through a blizzard on a moonless night. These abilities loosely translate into “horse sense.” According to recent calculations, my content, on average, is six months ahead of the news. Now you understand the banner at the top of this page. Here’s more:

1.  Take the consumer discretionary sector ($XLY) for instance: It was $30 when I showed it in August 2008 and it was $20 yesterday. Skip it, that is just a silly stock pick, anyone could have guessed that one. Moving on… 

2.  Today I heard a popular financial radio talk show host propose the notion of a possible revolution (French Revolution in that case – but it could have just as easily been in Russia or the Congo). Umm, I broke that story in September, 2008. Still not impressed? Try number three…   

3.  In mid-September, the title of this article includes “My Prediction” – which refers to this line: “sometimes, just sometimes, economies collapse despite government intervention.” Raise your hand if you don’t see this happening. No? Ok, try number four on for size…

4. My Uncle Hal sent a patriotic chain-email to the family earlier this week. It emphasized a quote from Jefferson about banking institutions being the greatest threat to freedom – yep, the very same quote I published during the elections of 2008. Ok, ok, my uncle’s email isn’t exactly nation-wide “news” – but his recipients think it is and it really bugs me that my ENORMOUS family never reads my blog. Do you know how many Anderson’s there are in this world? (yes Dad, that includes you). 

5) $AIG – On November 10, 2008 I predicted that the U.S. government couldn’t be forced to exit its interest in shares of American Investment Groupe. I totally nailed that one!

Now, while we’re on the topic of force, who would you prefer to have standing between you and your stock market investments:

a) A greedy, dishonest, unarmed bank that is self-regulated but also government regulated?


b) A greedy, dishonest, self-regulated branch of the U.S. Armed Forces?

I’m thinking that the separation of powers has some horse sense to it after all. Reminds me of the tune “Banditos” by The Refreshments. The line: “I’ve got the pistols so I’ll keep the Pesos, yeah that seems fair.”

A word about my other (less accurate) predictions:

1)  I predicted that a new “digital standard” currency would be introduced by January 2009, but China’s central bank governor Zhou Xiaochuan didn’t suggest the idea until yesterday.

2) Oh, and I confess that my prediction about ignoring  occurred one month earlier than average (5 months vs. 6 months).  Warren Buffet

3) And I have to admit that Iranian ADR’s aren’t flooding Wall Street to the degree I expected, but Iranian ETF’s certainly are.  

       But I got the pistols so I’ll keep the Pesos and that seems fair. 

Post-script: Wife thinks that I should predict that in six months we will own the ranch. So let it be written, so let it be done. Hopefully this prediction happens early – like tomorrow…

Jon Stewart Gets It, Boycott CNBC

CNBC’s Laughable Financial Advice

Jon Stewart finally jumps on the anti-CNBC bandwagon and makes terrific sport of it. His observations aptly summarize the years of “yucking it up” that I and my “real money trading” colleagues have experienced. When it comes to investing, the first assets you acquire should include:

1) 8lb sledge hammer (for killing TVs and radios)

2) 32 oz. Kingsford lighter fluid (see asset #2)  

3) box of strike-anywhere matches, (for burning “get rich quick” trading/investing books, fliers, etc.)

Only #1 is re-usable, but the success you achieve by avoiding the mistakes you originally bought will help your performance in the long run.
3 / 27 / 2009 UPDATE:

Diane Garnick suggested that I link to this tasty little morsel:

Here are two guesses as to her motive:

1) She wants Dylan Ratikan’s job. (Look her up – not too hard on the eyes and has enough experience to ask intelligent questions.)

2. She’s a really big fan and reads my blog religiously. (yeah, the first guess is best)

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